English Fairy Tales

NIX NOUGHT NOTHING
T
HERE
ONCE
LIVED
A
KING
and a queen as many a one has
been. They were long married and had no children; but at
last a baby-boy came to the queen when the king was away
in the far countries. The queen would not christen the boy
till the king came back, and she said, “We will just call him
Nix Nought Nothing until his father comes home.” But it
was long before he came home, and the boy had grown a
nice little laddie. At length the king was on his way back;
but he had a big river to cross, and there was a whirlpool,
and he could not get over the water. But a giant came up to
him, and said “I’ll carry you over.” But the king said: “What’s
your pay?” “O give me Nix, Nought, Nothing, and I will
carry you over the water on my back.” The king had never
heard that his son was called Nix Nought Nothing, and so
he said: “O, I’ll give you that and my thanks into the bar-
gain.” When the king got home again, he was very happy to
see his wife again, and his young son. She told him that she
had not given the child any name, but just Nix Nought
Nothing, until he should come home again himself. The
poor king was in a terrible case. He said: “What have I done?
I promised to give the giant who carried me over the river
on his back, Nix Nought Nothing.” The king and the queen
were sad and sorry, but they said: “When the giant comes
we will give him the hen-wife’s boy; he will never know the
difference.” The next day the giant came to claim the king’s
promise, and he sent for the hen-wife’s boy; and the giant
went away with the boy on his back. He travelled till he
came to a big stone, and there he sat down to rest. He said,
“Hidge, Hodge, on my back, what time of day is that?”
The poor little boy said: “It is the time that my mother,
the hen-wife, takes up the eggs for the queen’s breakfast.”
The Giant was very angry, and dashed the boy’s head on
the stone and killed him.
So he went back in a tower of a temper and this time they
gave him the gardener’s boy. He went off with him on his
back till they got to the stone again when the giant sat down
to rest. And he said:
“Hidge, Hodge, on my back, what time of day do you
make that?”
The gardener’s boy said: “Sure it’s the time that my mother

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takes up the vegetables for the queen’s dinner.” Then the
giant was right wild and dashed his brains out on the stone.
Then the giant went back to the king’s house in a terrible
temper and said he would destroy them all if they did not
give him Nix Nought Nothing this time. They had to do it;
and when he came to the big stone, the giant said: “What
time of day is that?” Nix Nought Nothing said: “It is the
time that my father the king will be sitting down to supper.”
The giant said: “I’ve got the right one now;” and took Nix
Nought Nothing to his own house and brought him up till
he was a man.
The giant had a bonny daughter, and she and the lad grew
very fond of each other. The giant said one day to Nix Nought
Nothing: “I’ve work for you to-morrow. There is a stable
seven miles long and seven miles broad, and it has not been
cleaned for seven years, and you must clean it to-morrow, or
I will have you for my supper.”
The giant’s daughter went out next morning with the lad’s
breakfast, and found him in a terrible state, for always as he
cleaned out a bit, it just fell in again. The giant’s daughter
said she would help him, and she cried all the beasts in the
field, and all the fowls of the air, and in a minute they all
came, and carried away everything that was in the stable and
made it all clean before the giant came home. He said: “Shame
on the wit that helped you; but I have a worse job for you
to-morrow.” Then he said to Nix Nought Nothing: “There’s
a lake seven miles long, and seven miles deep, and seven
miles broad, and you must drain it to-morrow by nightfall,
or else I’ll have you for my supper.” Nix Nought Nothing
began early next morning and tried to lave the water with
his pail, but the lake was never getting any less, and he didn’t
know what to do; but the giant’s daughter called on all the
fish in the sea to come and drink the water, and very soon
they drank it dry. When the giant saw the work done he was
in a rage, and said: “I’ve a worse job for you to-morrow;
there is a tree, seven miles high, and no branch on it, till you
get to the top, and there is a nest with seven eggs in it, and
you must bring down all the eggs without breaking one, or
else I’ll have you for my supper.” At first the giant’s daughter
did not know how to help Nix Nought Nothing; but she cut
off first her fingers and then her toes, and made steps of
them, and he clomb the tree and got all the eggs safe till he

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