The Not Very Good Club of Great Britain
I
am sure that I am not the only one who is not good at
doing things. If you look at other people, you will see
that most of them cannot do anything very well. Because
of
this fact, I think people spend too much time talking
about how good they are. It is much more interesting to
talk about doing things badly.
So, in 1976 1 started a club
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The Not Very Good Club
of Great Britain. Anyone who belonged to my club had
to be not very good at something, for example, fishing,
polite
conversation, trying to talk like famous people.
We all met and talked about our failures. We had some
wonderful evenings when people said things like: ‘Yes,
sheep are difficult’ (a not very good painter).
In September 1976, I asked twenty of the worst failures
from the club to meet for dinner at a not very good
restaurant in London. The food had
to wait in the oven
for more than an hour while we talked about ourselves in
a boring way. By the time we were ready to eat, the food
was terrible.
This first dinner was a
wonderful failure and so we
decided to meet again one evening to play music. We all
played so badly that we made a terrible noise.
After this, we decided to show people the pictures that
we painted. Everyone was able to see some of the worst
pictures in the world, one of which was my own
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Last Supper.
I always get hungry
when I look at pictures
of the Last Supper. So I put real food on to mine. This
way other people can also enjoy the supper and have a
piece of St Matthew’s bread or one of St Thomas’s
chocolate cakes.
Many people who belong to my club have given me
information for this book. But the worst failures were
hard to find because people
do not want to talk about
these things. They don’t realize that to be very bad at
something you need to work hard and see things
differently.
This book tells the stories of the biggest failures that
we were able to find. If
you are worse than this, I will be
very pleased to hear from you.
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